- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Behind the Facade
- me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
- me two minutes later: omg is that cake
11 Days Until Summer.
Too bad I have 5 projects, at least 3 finals, and 2 SATs to get through until that point. And I don’t even have a fucking older sibling to copy my calculus project from like most of the people in my class.
FUCK EVERYTHING.
- guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
- guys: ew fat chicks
